Crazed Chris Christie

As if it wasn't weird enough that he had a repetitive name, Chris Christie wants to do some wacky things in the state of New Jersey. Hailing from Mendham, Christie wants to frequently use his powers of line-item veto, cut 10-20,000 (if not more) state jobs, ban abortion, close the Department of Environmental Protection's Fish and Wildlife Program. Also, for someone who claims to be "pro-life," Christie wants to lift the ban on armor-piercing assault rifles and worked as a U.S. Attorney to help promote the usage of the death sentence.